Monday, December 20, 2010
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As of 1 month, we release new chapter in Stories Cemetery.
In Farewell and closing, a man awakes sequestered in an undisclosed location, drugged and tied to a chair. Who has done that? Why? This chapter combines suspense and intrigue with an unhealthy atmosphere. It is written, directed and produced by Carlos de los Santos . His protagonists are Luis Mottola ( El Internado, 3:19, Commissioner ) Cayetana Cabezas, Diana Madrigal and of course, José Lifante the role of The Undertaker .
As technical curiosity, the chapter has been shot with a Canon 5D camera.
Enjoy it:
Sunday, November 7, 2010
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Hello people ... spent a long time ... you could say. I left the very next blog and do not guarantee an absolute return, however I have gone several times to find things that were of my interest in my blog, and something strange happens: There's always people. So I asked, Why do these people again and still not see anything new? because we agree, always see the same things ... things happened at this time, but considering that this blog has "everything" I will show the latest joy, I bought a PSP (Playstation Portable). It is simple, a model PSP Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters, silver color with its own game and the movie National Treasure 2 on UMD's. I was in thousands of blogs, forums, pages, local magazines, the odd book, and a lot of places, making thousands of questions for my psp is "perfect" at least as far as I'm concerned. I learned to release it to load hombrews, ISOS, themes, applications, lots of things, of course not forgetting the original UMD, that considering the low prices of mercadolibre and product quality are things that can not go long. Today, however, happened to make a "guide" to some, rather most of the doubts and problems I had, even a small Suggested the things I had to think before buying it, because as it is not something mainly cheap you have to be VERY sure of what you want. First of all, a picture of the most beautiful:
- flashing process for PSP 3000 is installed and ChickHen R2 Custom firmware 5.03 GEN-C (full). What they do not tell you is that during installation of ChickHen, the restart of the PSP makes a noise and turns off so if you're like me, I will suggest that brickeo psp, broke, burned out, or some bullshit like that. No, just went out.
- A 2Gb memory is very little for the amount of incredible games that There is, however there are many fun games for a while and then get bored, such as the Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid Portable OPS, among many others. I recommend buying a memory of 8GB ORIGINAL for sony, why do I stress this? because I (personal experience) I bought an 8GB memory that was supposed to sony, it was not and I burned a week, luckily I was able to change it but I recommend looking at online guides to identify the original card back.
- ISOS files are heavier than the CSO, there are programs to compress (Daxter creator, google search ... not so hard) that allow, for example convert the God of War: Ghost of Sparta at 1.66 Gb (full) a CSO of 1.23 Gb, which would allow more games entering compressed in the memory stick. But the difference between ISO and CSO is that he is a "replica" of the UMD, so the game runs at full speed and with all their abilities, without lag, everything perfect. The CSO is an understanding of an ISO file that is decompressed as to be playing, which at times makes you tick or Llosa plays lagueen. There are games where I would recommend downloading them use only ISO, such as any GTA (except chinatown wars ...) or the god of war, they weigh more but do you play at full capacity and in the case of gta you are locked too, which takes away the excitement of the game. There
- games problems can be found on any page. By this I mean they have common flaws in both ISO and CSO, for example, whether or Rockband need to have a file in the GAME folder (any file type can be a read-only document) because otherwise after the first time you play, it deletes all files within the memory card and started having many problems. There are other games, for example, I drop 6 times the simpsons game, none worked, until I found a very heavy runs perfect.
- Sometimes after releasing the PSP games do not run. Can be several problems, I had one, and I solved it "resigned" and saying "Is now, I can not flash this shit, I'll play ratchet and clank ..." but after getting bored of the game rising, with the UMD because they ran all the games. I tried to download movies on UMD, but you have to play the flash from the recovery menu of the psp, and personally I'm afraid, I preferred to use a good mp4 converter, and with my original movies or music videos downloaded from internet, convert them maximum quality. Weigh less than the original, subtitles are PERFECT and you do not have any kind of problem.
- After the first time you install the chickhen supposedly faster grabs once off the psp, but personally I refute this, I took a pretty penny after the first time, I have been off a couple of times and is very long process of resettlement, but is solved by restoring the default settings, the original theme, and everything as it was before taking the OFW 5.03.
- I tried three psp's before deciding which model to buy, the model 1000 is the most "ugly" but the most flasheable, which also leads to the highest possible brickeo. The PSP 2000 can have flashing final or not final but have more risk than the 3000 brick. It's simple, I decided to buy a 3000 with an original firmware less than 5.03, the flash non-final presents no change in my psp, does not make it different from any other, the release not touch the flash of the PSP, so no chance of brick, takes a more "attractive" view, is faster, there is a noticeable difference on the screen. There are plenty of videos on Youtube where you can see these differences, I recommend seeing them.
- Last but not least, I was one of two things, the PSP or iPod touch 4G. I decided to buy a PSP, despite not being an obsessive gamer, but I like the games and the psp you have a lot to be enjoyed with good graphics, good stories, as in the case of metal gear solid peace walker, resistance retribution, god of war, motorstorm arctic edge, etc. It also has the ability to play, other benefits, the music player does not is the best, but with good headphones is perfect, the video player is awesome, the screen is bigger than the iPod, iPod touch games / iPhone, for me are uncomfortable, because the controls are shown in screen and we take an important part of it which is covered by our fingers ... and people with transparent fingers there ... yet.
That's all I have to say about the PSP, I have criticized own games that I played, I thought about shooting videos, doing tutorials, things found on the internet, but personal experience, many are not trusted My only suggestion is that if you really want, ask for feedback to me as it is better than a "novice" like you, or a friend, you explain how it worked one thing and the mistakes that can have to explain it to you someone who is genius and explains everything as if you have received technician. Why I clarify what the comments? because it is one of the main reasons I left the blog, no comments, no one contributes, no help, although I visit a lot of people, it seems that entering, you download the stuff and my job does not matter why, from now on but what they want, they ask and I'm like "good partner." Why not put colorcito on this post and just have a picture? because he lost his hand to this blog and not as clear as I have before ... besides that I wrote this I and I am very straw do all that work. Last thing I did this posting from the psp ... amazing right? if you got one you'll understand what I mean ... A hug people.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
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Tumor Yellow is sweeping across the network ( nearly 12,000 visitors and ). Because of that experience (doctorate cum laude from zombies), the rock of FHM magazine we commissioned a paper on how to make a zombie movie with less than 1,000 €. This is the result:
This articulín appears in FHM magazine November (Espezial ZOMBIE).
The original text, more detailed and more advice, I will hang in full in Amorphous within a few days. Stay tuned, film series z.
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Back Cemetery Stories with new chapters. The first of the second season is titled Parejita IN THE COUNTRY. Written, directed and produced by David Giraldo (also director of the chapter Rationing Weekly) and starring Angel Gomez Caballero , Vanessa Otero, Marcos Trigueros and José Lifante as The Undertaker.
Parejita IN THE FIELD is a story full of tension, sex and violence, with chain saws in the middle.
Enjoy it:
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
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Here's a sneak peak of the upcoming second season of the online horror series, whose first chapter was released on October 31, 2010 (Halloween). Enjoy it:
And if you have not seen it yet, all chapters of the first season are now available online in Cementeriodehistorias.com
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and other news pertaining to the subgenre "ridiculous deaths"
owner dies after falling off his Segway electric scooter
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With "The Portuguese" and send it to us.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
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And then the groans, delivery, time, Crimes, screams, war, the alarm ...
The yellow sun, the streets of hard quarry, beggars, policemen fat and slow ... they run!
I do not know ... No, no, no, no, come on! Enough clichés, finding perfect orgasm, the endless tick of the contradictions of the shadows, madness, from small talk. Yeah!
jumped into bed, to the streets, we sought refuge from the present, the future present. We get drunk, kiss ... time desperately poor, love so hard, enjoy, we lose, we grow, we complain, we die, we die, we become dust, memory, forgetting, silence, crunch.
(Behold, God requintea inexorably, with well-defined sonic snake know silver and metal of Belgium, and the circles they move on their heads, and crash into roars of elephants urbanites).
When the sun rises the sun explodes, the sun rises, it gets the sun comes out again, to express themselves, are displayed, they are consumed, to live, living, they scream, they yell ... loneliness , life, really. Damian
Mictlantecuhtli Calderón.
Monday, August 2, 2010
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jam that goes:
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Friday, July 23, 2010
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I know the road is long, infinite.
That there will be moments of anxiety and acute pain and sadness.
I know I'll survive.
That doubt and tremble ...
I know that I will continue beating.
and breathing with the same conviction that I had the first time to breathe.
I am the night, the road wet, the clay, the sound of wind and water ... the solitude in person ... caustic and monastic silence. My heart is pouring in and empty life. Look at me, love that never touched me, look at my face wet, these soft hands of a woman, this stream of time that passes my eyes and organs. Look all the silences and the goodbyes. What do you see? What do you mean? What I cause seizure? What pain?
Why not talk to me now?
Why are you silent on the daily noises? "These streets and these cars? In these lights under the rain, the trees heavy?
I like stormy sea ... a fragile silhouettes in the light, the silence of the dead, and the singing of the birds in the morning. In the morning itself, in the heat.
I am the night. And I hope the dawn of my days.
I know I will walk in the wilderness, jump in jump. Keeping the love you've always harbored in my life. Waiting on the moment of extinction, regardless of the weather or earthquakes ...
Now that I'm alive, I see the world between columns, voices, seas, cries and looks, including hard structures and natural disasters, weapons and words , between silences and screams ... now I'm watching the corpses and babies. I have much to write yet ...
Naci of nowhere ... inexplicably
When they said that my mother's womb to give birth was dry
spoke when they said they never talk and walk when they said they would not either.
right when he said they would reason
came into the world to give beauty
To find beauty
to preach the gospel of images to the desert city.
A
why I came ...
The torrents of blood my beauty meow
Damian Mictlantecuhtli
2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
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I had a desert-like love that sank on the sea, beyond all my prayers.
invoke the strength of my heart, this heart which is mixed with air, with fever, with trees, and thirst.
invoke silence, that comes to cure me of the words.
not want to talk.
A dark sea moves over the plain, with a straight face and rough hands ...
the tree is there, defying the passage of the city ...
and I here in my desert, reminding you to come.
And do not come.
jump moments, one after another, forever ...
forever ...
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
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Thursday, June 10, 2010
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If you cool the Z series and takes to give the play:
And if you've seen (and survived) tell us what was the experience in the comments!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
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comes a new month and a new installment of the series , namely, the eighth is the last of the first season. But do not worry, I back with a second season , whose new episodes we're shooting and post-produced.
Finally, the series reaches a chapter of zombies!
"Madrid Attack" is written, directed and produced by Leonardo Yepes . This chapter tells how to expand a zombie invasion in Madrid from the point of view about roommates, who wake up one morning hangover and find the calico.
The chapter is played by Guada García, Ángel Gómez and Luca Pila.
As The Undertaker: Joseph Lifante .
You can see it at:
-Vimeo:
-Youtube:
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" Under your bed is called the seventh chapter of the online horror series . Written, directed and produced by María Velilla .
Who in their children no one ever felt creepy to imagine what it can dwell in the dark under the bed? The child protagonist of the story will discover with your own eyes.
The chapter is played by José M ª Gestal Maya, Maya and Alfonso Susana Gesto .
As The Undertaker: Joseph Lifante .
You can see it at:
-Vimeo:
-Youtube:
Friday, May 21, 2010
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If you cool the online terror aid to Cemetery stories to highlight in the webseries Nikodemo Festival :
To vote for us, just enter the CEMETERY HISTORIES SHEET and vote for the highest score in the stars, no registration required, just click on the link and score in the stars that come under the video, it takes 10 seconds.
The Undertaker will thank you with a toast of absinthe and an assured place in their cemetery.
NOTE: has postponed the contest deadline until June 8 , need your support in the final!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
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The expected feature z series produced by Amorphous Films at last and put autopirateado in vimeo, available to all Internet. Not suitable for sensitive stomachs and minds. Recommended film to see with colleagues, with a few beers and some flavored cigarettes.
NOTE: To download the film, give the player the word vimeo vimeo, that will take you to the video from the website of vimeo, on the right and down market " About this video ", where it says" Download this video "Right mouse click> Save link as ... PA LA SACA Y!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
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Thursday, April 22, 2010
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comes a new installment in the series.
The sixth chapter is written and directed by Camilo Forero . is titled "A la carte" , a suspense thriller about a girl who goes to the provincial capital in search of a job ... it will not be as expected.
The cast includes Mary Kaltembacher , Fernado Bouzón, Chus Herrera, Maria Luisa Quadrato Gironés and Conchi Pedrojuán Arrogant.
And as host, The Undertaker: Joseph Lifante .
Enjoy it:
-In vimeo:
-In youtube:
Thursday, April 15, 2010
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Finally, after the physical release apotheosis in which some 70 people in attendance (despite the second division practice match was played in that time) were in their stomachs (with laughter produced) TUMOR AMARILLO (thanks to all attendees and the Neighborhood Association Tres Cantos by mounting fregao, yellow carpet included!), within 2 weeks, on WEDNESDAY 28 APRIL 2010 will be the WORLD PREMIERE ONLINE (of course, everything is online globally), exclusively here at AMORFOS.ORG .
WEDNESDAY 28 APRIL 2010
ONLINE FILM PREMIERE SERIE Z: YELLOW TUMOR
Zombies! Chinese! Chinese Zombies! Ninjas! Urban tribes! Breasts! Terror! Comedy! Martial Arts! Gore! Authentic Z! Series
Some frames of the film series ultrazeta:
Sunday, April 4, 2010
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An article written by Langhe, associate pro amorfiano
I like jerk off with dead foxes.
"Who does not?" You respond. It's what separates us from the animals, after all: masturbation with corpses. Any man worthy of the name feel a special tingle when masturbating prostitute knowing that your wishes are no longer among the living. And thanks to the spiral of drugs, AIDS, depression and squalor that characterizes the X scene, the frustrated necrophiliac have our share of forbidden pleasure whenever we want: lot of quality porn actresses no longer breathe.
What accounts for the morbid sick? No fan worship is different from other public figures after his death, Elvis, James Dean and Cantinflas. The root causes are difficult to uncover, what makes us want a dead porn star? Perhaps the consolation that no one can fuck her again. Or maybe you mean the pleasure of knowing that the only thing left for posterity will be recorded images of stallions ejaculating on her face (which, let's face it, is a curriculum more respectable than Manolo Lama). Or that his death gives a touch decadent unchanging beauty that makes it shine. In any case, we would run in his coffin a thousand times.
What killed the porn stars? Many have died of natural causes, some in accidents, others, such as Nozomi Momoi, were brutally murdered, including the need to have faked his own death (Hyapatia Lee). A server on the occasion of the death care, what I'm going to cheat. I would like, for example, jerk off with an actress died of AIDS. Fortunately I am not a big fan of gay porn, which accounts for almost all the awards in this category.
deaths of actors, of course will not care much about: they are dicks with legs, what if they live or die. As fucked with some you win, do not interfere in the plane (although that's more the fault of inept managers who insist on showing their faces, which I'll talk when you want to download my dose of hatred) and bring your ass depiladito and without grains, me as if mutant zombies, listen.
Without further ado, I present a list of bodies each more desirable:
Lancaume French Slut tough demeanor that, despite not having a spectacular physique, he delighted fans adult film (read: the pajilleros) thanks to the curiosity and delivery given off in each of his scenes. It was one of those rare actresses you look more excited than her tits. Up came out in a movie "serious", the controversy Baise Moi (the only thing that controversial that it had opened in theaters). After leaving the porn, one day he decided that his life was not worth it and decided to end with an overdose of barbiturates. And could have called ahead to throw a farewell powder, if you do not have a fucking detail ...
I recommend any of his multiple collaborations with Dorcel and Salieri, but a scene that particularly gets me is one that comes with Olivia del Rio dressed in belly plan, and the fuck two guys in a bathroom (Oh, no ... I'm afraid I've revealed the final). The mule can be found in titles such as "Frenchmen arab fuck two girls" or "Karen Olivia fucked in bathroom" and similar bullshit, and although the video has great quality, I strongly recommend viewing, especially the warm-up, in where the two girls frolicking in bed. If that does not melt with a glance, I know it is. In addition, Olivia is also great.
ass rest in peace that
LEA DE MAE
Chavalit that promised much, to which tumor cerebral forced to retire early. Do not cry, which gave him time to make over 150 films. This porn is good to have, the movies are made in two days.
worms then say it tastes funny ...
says Wikipedia, which knows this much, that was in the Czech Olympic swim team, before retiring through injury. Blessed injury, it allowed everyone to appreciate their art with the cocks. Olympic gymnasts are many, but bitches ... Well, there are also many bitches. But never enough. See it, for example, Dangerous Things, with Silvia Saint, and leave me alone, damn.
Anna Malle
I heard of his death during the writing of this article (car accident, not wearing seat belt) and the news has shocked me greatly. We're talking about a major American hardcore, gentlemen. And although I'm more of European porn, we must recognize their merit. For this girl, apart from hiring highly qualified plastic surgeons, it was pure passion in every scene. And now she's dead. If I is worth, had already retired, so we have not lost anything. His family and friends did, of course. But hey, there are none them among us ... Right?
Come Up, lazy ... and sleep when you're dead (oops!)
His filmography is really long, so they can enjoy it all you want. I recommend a blowjob can be found with the name "100 Percent Blowjobs - Anna Malle" in the mule, which is glorious. I wonder ... As pajeas you thinking about a dead aunt, did you notice it in some way? I would think so.
thought not to include it, the truth is that this bitch operated never interested me. To me a porn star who does not practice anal sex, I do not deserve any respect. But hey, is the most famous, and the list was a bit lame, and what the hell, I was pretty fuckable before blowing his head. On the internet there are pictures of the wall of his garage with traces of blood and brains, if you are interested (seriously, those pictures are hung there and, although it could be a wall smeared strawberry jam, that nobody would notice the difference.) What a wonderful invention, the network.
Admire these moms who by now are just a bunch of silicone rancid rotten meat covered in a cold, cold coffin.
Everyone should wear a cap with his profession
for today is already good, I hope I have discovered a new and shameful pleasure. Do not adhere to this list, look for more sluts like monkeys pajéense extinct and their health. Do not feel guilty, think that's how they wanted to be remembered. Or not.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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Countdown to the apocalypse audiovisual. It is about the release date of YELLOW TUMOR. What date is that? The
SATURDAY APRIL 10 at 22:00 be released physically in YELLOW TUMOR local Residents' Association Tres Cantos (Constitution Square 5-Local 13, behind the Casa de la Cultura and next to the mall 3C) .
few days later, he found the exclusive world premiere this Gueb.
There's no turning back, the release is imminent. Chan! Chan!
teeth To give you even longer and lower than 100, there is a new trailer:
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The fifth chapter is entitled The two faces of fun . Writer-director Carlos Pérez de Muñoz presents a story that mixes the teen slasher and psychological thriller.
is starring Jerome Salas, Guadalupe García, Pablo de la Chica, Noel Leon, Raul Prado, Leonardo Yepes and David Giraldo . Interpreting
Undertaker, as no: José Lifante .
Enjoy it:
-In vimeo:
-In youtube:
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
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Friday, February 19, 2010
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Final version of the documentary.
Enjoy!
NOT STOP HERE SEE BELOW THE EXTRAS!
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Thank you friends, for helping make it happen.
In short I will call for the preview. Let's see if I get a kitten with a minimally decent screen to project it.
And visitors, say that after the physical release will go up to the internet for everyone YELLOW TUMOR can enjoy, and throw a good laugh. It is less (and the trailer said 2008, what a shame).
Trailer TUMOR AMARILLO - Funny bloopers R us
Friday, February 5, 2010
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new chapter in the series of terror Cementeriodehistorias.com online!
Written and directed by Laura García , this fourth chapter entitled The Phantom Limb mixed with the paranormal detective genre, presenting a unique serial murderer. The cast
are
(Some of you will sound for having appeared in some Amorphous Films): Carlos Gascón, Manel Romeu ( recipe), Javier Paez ( The motive of the murderer ) Juanpa and Berrocal ( Save my soul Tumor Yellow ) .
As The Undertaker: Joseph Lifante .
Enjoy it:
-In vimeo:
-In youtube:
Monday, February 1, 2010
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nostalgia ... Light falling
formless
Wind in my life hands ... Soft
nostalgia as a song
water the lawn is there ...
illuminating my soul. Birds cross
... Valley plunges
quiet bells ...
children playing with the shadows.
* How many times I'm thinking?
How often do you be thinking? Yes
you goin ... Yes
me you were ...
is my heart that you still ...
simple nostalgia. You went
.
Damian.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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This news seems to come out of the song's lyrics Def with two:
-pedestrian dies after fall on a young woman who wanted to commit suicide
Friday, January 8, 2010
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I feel melancholy.
love cloudy days ...
Can you stop, Lord?
Could stop the sun for me, Lord?
I think this year I want to die more than other years
My mind overwhelms me ...
Where are you sir?
I am afraid ...
I have tears in my eyes ...
My face is wrinkled ...
Loneliness is not for the faint ...
has weakened me ..
I smell rain ...
Is it a storm?
How many moons without sharing?
How many laughs out?
Are you there? Are you listening?
I just ...
When the railroad came filled with tanks and bazookas ...
felt fear.
arch The earth opens to receive a corpse ...
sea mythological vented their fury against the rocks ...
prepare sailors and ammunition, are targeting the coast ...
a missile crossed the coordinate beautiful, Goodbye orphanage ...
The plaza is awash in blood and crows ... To
Lord ... Stop this
vertigo ...
my soul is stirred ...
blind gave me life.
I do not know where to go.
I can not sleep ...
sleep ... I do not know
It hurts to remember ...
all forget me.
I'm going back a ghost ...
I will run into the night ...
where nobody expected.
life I see around corners disappear.
I can not see beyond ...
The buildings me from living
I'm going to blur ...
*
'm sad ...
God ...
Why did you remain silent?
Before talking with me ...
remember? You told me
: Late ... lives ...
This is the night ...
is a cloudy day.
To join you need to disappear ...
If only I were brave.
I'm blind ...
Thirst opens my throat.
and what my guardian angel?
will leave a bullet I go through ...
I should be in total agony ...
to approach God must suffer.
to get away, fill me with pleasure.
'm sad ...
Who will read this?
Am I going somewhere?
esfumaré me anyway.
And the Lord said nothing ...
He was scary, overwhelming ... endless as the desert stormy as the sea ...
opened his eyes
God forgive me ...
I've been drunk empty. I still feel the hunger for the flesh ...
my head will explode from confusion.
The night is coming and I will have more comfort that your quiet presence ...
and pain of life.
Damian Mictlantecuhtli